seriously...she's the kind of bitch that does stuff like forces me to miss shakespeare monologue contests and forbids my friend from picking me up at school just to prove that she has power over me, not because she's concerned about my safety or well-being. and also the little fucktard is internet-stalking me and she reads everything i put on deviantart, has fucking fits about it, and does the kind of shit mentioned above. i swear she's just trying to cut me off from all forms of freedom...even free expression! OK, maybe im a bit irrational, but...the bitch is pissing me off. so soon you will notice my poetry and art disappearing from my sight and then all of you who watch me will receive a note with my new account where all my old stuff will be up and the new stuff will keep on coming. sorry about this...but it seems kinda necessary.

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) a hot male celebrity...at least one
2.) drive a camaro
3.) stir shit up with that villanelle I wrote (handed it in the day before we went on break ^_^)

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Jess
2.) Jess-ca
3.) Jessie-Doodle (roxanne T_T)

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) jesyvonne
2.) stewie66613BLAST
3.) hobbitathogwarts

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) Hmmmm...I do have a pretty small waist for a chick my size
2.) I like the fact that I can pack a punch when needed and I'm not a complete weakling
3.) *sigh* i suppose hazel eyes are better than just plain brown

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) French
2.) Irish
3.) German

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Jellyfish
2.) My Kitchen (im telling you, it's secretly alive...watching me...just waiting for the right moment to strike)
3.) Kester's uberdark evil side is pretty terrifying, not gonna lie. but drac's is probably equally terrifying. and alex when she's really pissed and also horomonal is comparable. so yeah: MY FRIENDS

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) bandana/hat (or occasionally a scrunchie)
2.) sumthin with a band logo on it
3.) city buses (could hardly go out without 'em)

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) jeans
2.) black hoodie
3.) a bra with a bloodstain on it (i'll show you it sometime when im not wearing it if you don't believe me)

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) AC/DC (who, btw, are going on tour next year zomfg!!!!!!!!!)
2.) Buckcherry
3.) Zeppelin

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) "You Shook Me All Night Long"
2.) "Big Balls"
3.) "Race Cars and Goth Rock"

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) a guy
2.) good sex
3.) love is nice...but it's a luxury not a necessity (yes, i am purposely acting like more of a superficial bitch than I am)

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) I love hair: the musical
2.) I love the color purple
3.) I love you

(if anyone figures out the extremely clever little thing I pulled there I'll be quite impressed)

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) nice hair
2.) i like blue eyes, but any color's ok so long as they're...ya know...nice. the kind you can stare into and get lost in and all that romantic crap
3.) um...at LEAST my hight...i mean im pretty short any guy shorter than me is fuckin puny

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) sex
2.) drugs
3.) roleplaying (HA! i bet you thought I was gonna say "violence"!)

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) antonio bandares
2.) viggo mortensen
3.) seriously...any attractive male will do...

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) actress
2.) author
3.) poet

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) England
2.) France
3.) Prince Edward Island

Three Names You Like:
1.) Penelope
2.) Yvonne
3.) GEOFF!

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) i frequently have days where i just HATE men
2.) CHOCOLATE!
3.) i squeak

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) quite often sex is just all i can think about (particularly if i haven't had it in over a week....or im just really horny)
2.) i watch action movies with a lot of violence and blood and explosions and i LOVE them and i don't watch them just for the hot guys or anything
3.) so the other day i was hanging in my friend's basement and it was me, three guys, and one other girl. so the guys were discussing the wod merit "quickdraw" and one guy laughs and goes "take it out before she's ready" and another one of them goes "and put it away before she's done!" ...and i laughed! oh...and also "that's what she said" jokes usually make me laugh...so yeah i have a pretty guyish sense of humor...

Three People That I Would Like To See Take This Quiz Now:
1. Georgia (what can I say, it'd be pretty amazing to witness
2. Chris Nathans (cuz then he'd...you know...exist)
3. ...the fonz...?

I'm a fan of jazz squares...they are essential to the uber-cheesey dance we made to go along with the song "you can't stop the beat" at NYSTI.

in other news...ya know...i'm all for casual sex but the lack of respect you tend to get is really bloody irritating! do guys not see the happy medium between being in a loving and 100% committed relationship and being a complete DICK?!?!?!?!!!!!

grrrr! i am going to stab something!!!

is it so much to ask to be distinguished from a fucking blow-up doll?!?! apparently...

UGH! MEN ARE SICKENING!!! (yeah i know not all of them just.....UGH! I NEED CHOCOLATE!!!!!!)

So I'm up at 3:29 AM today due to caffeine. i am currently surrounded by a total of 14 mountain dew cans (7 of them mine) and im just waiting for the inevitable, so this is gonna be one of those things where i just write my random thoughts to kill time.

do you remember kratt's creatures, wishbone, and the magic school bus? here's to all of you who were watchin pbs back when it was the fuckin roxxorz!

yeah...i have old tapes i totally need to dig up. kester and i spent 2 hours talkin old skool pbs crap and now i REALLY need to watch those old tapes.

OMG IS ZOOM STILL ON??? i haven't seen it on but i never really bother to check. i liked that show...i mean it wasn't great but it helped keep pbs out of complete suckality for a while. cyberchase too...that's still on, right? i know they took it off for a while.

gods i love reminiscing.

remember the magic school bus where they're in the pinball machine and DA saves the day with her purple/violet book??? i DA and purple. LOL DA!!! hahaha i just god that.

holy christ im tired.

remember the sleepy hallow wishbone episode? i just love the beginning where wishbone senses food despite being down the street from his house and he fuckin runs as fast as he can to his kitchen while a halloween cookie joe's mom accidentally dropped is falling in slow motion and catches it before it hits the ground!

aw man what about the magic school bus where they almost get baked into ms. frizzle's birthday cake. man, i ms. frizzle. she was awesome!

aw man, i love the kratt brothers! wasn't chris so much cooler than martin?! chris was the awesome one, i dont care what anyone says. i think my favorite episode was the big 5 little 5 one. i also remember the scavenger hunt one really well...mostly because upon watching it my mom was like "no way, those are not related in the slightest. it was really cool because they were doing all these animals that derived from a common ancestor that now are like...nothing alike. that one was just awesome.

heehee...two paragraphs in a row ended with awesome! SKILLS!!!

ok...crashing now...goodbye peoplesssss

Je suis sur la loose! Tu es sur la loose! Nous sommes sur la loose!!!

C'est mon journal du francais! Parce-que je parle francais! Pas comme les certains personnes qui parlent francias mais ne peuvent pas parler francais, danc ils parlent trés mauvais!

D'accord! J'ai un rondez-vous avec un garçon d’Albany. Il est super-mignon ^_^ Mais, il va aller au Universitie dans Vermont l’anée prochain, si il n’est pas trop sérieux. Nous avons eu amusement.

J’ai vu “V for Vendetta” le dernier soir! C’est fantastique! OMG!!! Je l’aime! Mais pauvre V… Il est trés trist.

Oh la la! JE DETESTE LES BLOONS! FUCKING BLOONS!!! Ils sont MALS! Ils ont faisent ma vie morte!!! Mais je VAIS gagner! Je ne vais pas perd á les bloons!!! Vous allez voir -.-

D'accord, j'ai les devoirs...au revoir et bonne chance!